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Whittling Down the Bucket List
Bucket List #483 Eat off of Food Cart I never really thought I would mark number 483 off of my bucket list, but I did and lived to tell the tale. I’ve wanted to try a food cart munchies for a long...
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They’ll All be Cute Together
Anyone else feeling a little snackish? ask the cute kitten.
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Back to the Dusty Recipe Box
We’ll see what weirdness I can pull out today. Closing my eyes, pulling a volume, and opening to random page. Drum roll please … French Toasties I’m pretty sure this is not French nor do the French...
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Meeting Your Ex
He’s breathing on his own. Thank you for all of your prayers and good thoughts. It’s an amazing turn around. Just a few days ago the doctor was surprised he made it through the night and now he’s...
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The Rule of Asses
After hours of shopping, I was trying on slacks in a brightly lit dressing room. Finally, I found a pair that fit perfectly. Tight enough in the right places and loose in others. When I stepped out...
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I Don’t Need You to Scare Me, I Scare Myself
I’ve been a bit under the weather. The doctor prescribed me a cough medicine with codeine. Wrapped in a warm blanket snuggle into the depths of the sofa, the darkness had settled and with it a drowsy...
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When Practical Jokes Turn … on Me
Every morning my obnoxious alarm goes off. Blinded by daylight, I slap it a couple of times and stumble to the kitchen. I stand in front of the open refrigerator door, drink milk straight from the...
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Where Are My Jeans?!!?
I couldn’t find my jeans. I was in a hurry since I had a “meeting” and waited till the last minute to get ready. Story of my life. I raced to the laundry room, maybe my jeans were in there. My son was...
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Coming Out of the Closet
Instead of writing, I’m writing a blog post about cleaning out the closet in my office. First thing, the closet is filled with empty containers. No wonder I don’t have room for anything in here. I...
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The Haunting
I hate it when I’m working late at night. All’s quiet and dark, when my cursor starts moving across the screen like the pointer on a Ouija Board. It scares the crap out of me. I’m like, “Grandma?”
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Weaving Magic
When I was a kid, I had an idea that all worlds were a combination of science and magic. My idea was that magical teams were dispatched to worlds where the magic was out of balance. Only family...
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Kids Say the Darnedest Things – Foreign Edition
I was with my sister and nephew on a beach in Spain. It wasn’t a nudist beach, but apparently sometimes stuff just happens. My nephew had just come to tell me, “Jesus walked on that water. I vomited...
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Erotica and Peanuts Don’t Mix
Picture it, a dark, smoke filled bar. I hiked myself up on a black leather stool. The bartender slid a glass of soda water with lime in front of me. (I gave up alcohol two weeks ago and can’t for the...
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Meeting Games
I have been known to nod off in long meetings in which the topic has little to nothing to do with me. I’ve invented a game to stay awake, the one line game. Here’s a few from yesterday: I new insanity...
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